In these hard times, it’s reassuring to know that steady employment
awaits someone with a heart as black as yours. The M.A.D. organization
is launching a membership drive, along with a brand new website, in
order to better combat that bumbling nitwit, Inspector Gadget.
Interested applicants should visit http://www.illgetyougadget.com
Once applications are being accepted, you will be required to answer
several questions to determine your strengths and weaknesses. Upon
successfully completing this application, you will receive your first
If by some miracle you manage to walk away from that mission in one
piece… you will not do so empty-handed. Just think, all these years
you’ve been stinking rotten for free!
Join M.A.D. now! Evil is always hiring.